Chaos Management: Absurd Tasking Techniques

Welcome to the most inefficient way of getting things done. Here, we're all about embracing the absurdity of tasking.

Our team of expert procrastinators has crafted a set of techniques to help you achieve the impossible: doing nothing.

Read about the ancient art of 'Task-ception', a technique that involves staring at a wall for hours.

Learn about 'The Art of Multitasking-ness', where you do multiple things at once, but not really.

And for the truly advanced, try 'The Power of Not-Care-ening', a technique that involves pretending you don't care, even when you really do.